E já vi e ouvi ambos ao vivo!!!
16 de maio de 2011
Grande. Maior ou sem título (cont.)
"To become aware of my own sensuality,
I first become fully aware of my own tactile sense.
In dim light, I close my eyes and remove my clothes.
Do I lose his respect for being so wild?
Hardly. He treats me like a rare and precious jewel.
And he goes through the day proud of the fact, that with me,
He is the world's most imaginative lover.
Men pick amazing places for sexual adventure.
The wildest adventure proposed to me was in a bathtub which was full of Jello!
All I could think of, was how many boxes it would take?
What would be the most alluring colour?
The most delicious flavour?
And how could that affect our oral explarations?
If the Jello gets firm, would I bounce?
As you look around for what's new and different,
Remember these three important weapons that should be learned to keep a man in love.
Imagination, sensitivity to his moods and desires,
And the courage to experiment with new sexual techniques,
Enticing situations and places.
Lovemaking is physical, and so its its language.
Suck, cock, fuck, and prick, are not bad words.
Used in the bedroom by lovers to describe parts of the body,
And physical activities,
They are very proper indeed, and they distinctly enhance sex.
Overhaul a prudish attitude.
Don't whistle and stick up your nose, at least, not up in the air."
I first become fully aware of my own tactile sense.
In dim light, I close my eyes and remove my clothes.
Do I lose his respect for being so wild?
Hardly. He treats me like a rare and precious jewel.
And he goes through the day proud of the fact, that with me,
He is the world's most imaginative lover.
Men pick amazing places for sexual adventure.
The wildest adventure proposed to me was in a bathtub which was full of Jello!
All I could think of, was how many boxes it would take?
What would be the most alluring colour?
The most delicious flavour?
And how could that affect our oral explarations?
If the Jello gets firm, would I bounce?
As you look around for what's new and different,
Remember these three important weapons that should be learned to keep a man in love.
Imagination, sensitivity to his moods and desires,
And the courage to experiment with new sexual techniques,
Enticing situations and places.
Lovemaking is physical, and so its its language.
Suck, cock, fuck, and prick, are not bad words.
Used in the bedroom by lovers to describe parts of the body,
And physical activities,
They are very proper indeed, and they distinctly enhance sex.
Overhaul a prudish attitude.
Don't whistle and stick up your nose, at least, not up in the air."
Sem título
Pior que um gajo histérico, só mesmo quatro gajos histéricos a tresandarem a Le Male, do Jean Paul Gaultier.
Mais alguma coisinha? II
Agora é uma fissura no escape da mota, ainda sem saber as consequências(a todos os níveis).
Mais alguma coisa aproveitem agora.
A Lua
Eram cerca das 22 horas de sábado à noite. Queria muito ir jogar à bola e eu acedi. Quando já na rua no "campo":
João esperto: Pai!!! quem é que comeu a lua?
João parvo (pai; eu): ninguém filho!
JE: então porque é que ela hoje não está toda redonda e só aparece uma parte?
nem dando tempo para responder continua: "São as abelhinhas que vão lá buscar mel? ou alguém foi lá buscar queijo?" (nota: esta referência ao queijo deve ter surgido a propósito de um episódio dos primórdios de Wallace and Gromit, que, claro, há lá em casa, episódio em que os dois heróis vão à lua porque dizem que ela é feita de queijo e tinham falta dele para o chá)
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